There is no lady-like way to eat a peach

No matter how hard you try, you're going to end up with the juice dripping down your arm and chin.

You'll probably also have remnants stuck in your teeth.

Unless you wanna go the pansy route and cut it.

But who does that?

i really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

this morning i ate a peach for breakfast on the way to school.
while walking to school, i was listening to this song.

now, i am aware that the peach i was eating and the peaches mentioned are not the same thing,
but it just seemed fitting.