confusion.

If his brother was Martin Sheen,

and his nephews were Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen (regardless of Charlie's current issues),

Joe Estevez had contacts.

I mean, come on.

Emilio and Charlie both worked with John Hughes.

Martin won 6 Emmy's and has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.

But, did Joe use those contacts?

Even if he's not a wonderful actor, he could have gotten really great parts with those genes.

But, no, Joe did not use those contacts.

Instead, while his family went on to fame and fortune,

his movies went on to Mystery Science Theater: 3000.

He wore eyeliner in Soultaker.

And a bandana in Werewolf

and Joe, as much as I enjoy them making fun of you in MST3K, I would have taken the help from your family.

question

If Veronica Mars is a private investigator who charges her friends and family $500 a case (and has a client practically every day), then why oh why does she need to work at the library help desk for cost of living? When she lives at home? What does she spend all of that money on?

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the penguin man

how does he do it?

the was raised by penguins.
in a sewer.
so, how does he get those clown guys and women dressed like marie antoinete to do his bidding?
where does he meet those people?
where do they come from?
and how awful must their lives be if they choose to hang out in the sewer with a creeper with a black tongue?photo courtesy of

why is it...

... that every time i sit down at a mac on campus,

and put my hand on the mouse,
and try to use that convenient little ball to scroll down,
it doesn't work?
but it will always scroll up?

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