My room smells like Anthropology

Alternate title for this post: How you know when your life is happy.

Seriously. I love it.

Target, you're reading my mind

Or my emails.

Last week I got an idea. A chalkboard clock. It would be amazing. I even sent myself an email about it so I wouldn't forget, see?

Today, I went to Target (I love it there). Guess what they had? ON SALE! A freaking chalkboard clock. So I bought it. You know it, bro.

Really, Target?

You're that popular? So popular that for the last 20 minutes I've been trying to get on your website, but I can't, because there are too many people?

I mean, I get it. People love you. I love you. But, it's not Christmas. There's no big event for people to be suddenly crazy online shopping for. Unless 3 million people just got an overwhelming desire to order their Halloween candy online. Jeez.

You even sound pretentious. "We're suddenly extremely popular!"

And the stuffed dog? He's mocking me.