The sharpener on the back.

I have something awesome. Do you want to see it? It's pretty amazing.

Yeah, man. That is what I am talking about.

Some of them even have glitter.

The clear choice

Last week I ran out of contact solution. I know, it's a hard knock life. I was excited to buy new contact solution. Why? Because I got to buy this kind:

photo courtesy of
I don't know if you can tell by the picture, but the bottle is CLEAR!
That's awesome. Really really awesome.
AND, the formula is made just like my own eye juice. It's like I'm washing my contacts in my own tears, without crying.
I just get so excited to take my contacts out every day.

wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

remember my awesome problem?

well, there's another word i say all the time.

it's wow.

only it usually comes out sounding like "WghOW!"

i sometimes sound like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM_nirbzeeM

it's becoming a problem

you know how everyone has words that they say all the time?
some people say um.
some people say like.

i have one.
i say awesome.

i didn't really realize this was happening, until i was talking to my sister.
her two year old says awesome.
everything is awesome to gavin.
later in the conversation, i started using my fall back word
awesome
and she said, oh like gavin.
in my mind, i said, huh?
i wasn't quoting gavin.
i was just talking.

then i realized
i have a recurring speech problem that makes me sound like a surfer.
kowabunga.