A personal talent

I don't know if you guys knew this, but I am very talented.

My favorite talent?

I find celebrity look-a-likes. EVERYWHERE!

Two days ago, I drove next to a dead ringer of Ringo Starr.

I once saw Levar Burton's exact replica playing chess in Union Square.

I rode on the subway with Christian Bale's greasy twin brother.

One time, David Spade's clone was stopped next to me at a stop light.

I'm pretty sure I saw Neil Patrick Harris driving a moving truck in Provo. (Then, I thought "why would he be here?" So I decided it was his doppleganger.)

My most recent one, though?

I worked out with Santa. I don't even think he was a look-a-like.

I think it was actually Santa.

The man's got to get ready to lift those bags and eat those cookies.

It was awesome.