Nate, you are my hero.

Star Wars + Parks and Recreation? Yes, please.

Oh, now these are just sad

My cousin posted this link on Facebook today. It's a list of "unforgivable Facebook statuses."

Guys. People on Facebook are dumb.

I have collected a few of my favorites for you here:

And my personal favorite.

You're a wizard, Harry

Last Sunday was my nephew Allen's birthday. He was baptized yesterday. It was absolutely beautiful and very moving. I'm so proud of him. After the baptism, there was a party. Let me rephrase that. After the baptism, there was a HARRY POTTER PARTY!

It was Diagon Alley themed. There were wands, owls, chocolate frogs, cauldron cakes, coloring pages, and so much more. Since many of you weren't there, here are some pictures so that you can bask in the beauty.

cleanliness comes with a price.

At my new job, my office is right between 4 bathrooms. Don't ask me why there are 4 bathrooms in one corridor. I don't know the answer. All I know is that it's weird.

Aaaaand it doesn't smell very pleasing. I don't know about you guys, but personally, when I *ahem* have more odorous things to do in the bathroom, I tend to try to not do them in public. This is not the case of everyone at my job.

The only problem is, I feel like I have to make sure everyone knows that that smell did NOT come from my body.

Therefore, when I left the bathroom today and made eye contact with a coworker, I felt the need to blurt out "I WAS JUST WASHING MY HANDS!!!!!"

Good thing I have a filtering system, so I didn't yell at her. I'm sure she appreciated that.

But she may think that I smell bad. I don't. I actually smell really good. I. WAS. JUST. WASHING. MY. HANDS!

Phrases you will often never hear.

Guys, this literally almost made me pee my pants. I had to watch it 3 times to hear everything he says. It was so funny that I was laughing too hard to hear it. So, watch the beauty, and LAUGH!