TGIF

Today, I have many thoughts. (and in my head I am writing this in the accent of an aged Cuban Man)

I have re-discovered my love of the Tulsa City County Library this week. I had, for a while, been distancing myself from this beloved place. We were best friends all growing up. Our relationship was slightly creepy. I may have even mentioned how much I love the library here before. However, we had a falling out, due to the fact that they told me that I had kept the HP CDs for too long, and I owed them upwards of 25 dollars. So, we haven't had any contact for several months. It's been very difficult. Yesterday, however, I decided to be the bigger person. I decided to pay my fine, in an attempt to not let the library know how much it had hurt me. Then, I stepped up to the counter and the wonderful lady there told me that I did not owe them seven billion dollars, but 2. Apparently the fine on books and cds caps out at $2. They just wanted me to give the books back, so they were threatening me. But it's ok. We've resolved our differences, and now we're back to creepy library love.

Speaking of the library. I hate it when the self check out doesn't work. Not that I'm checking out anything naughty or crazy town. I just don't like it when people are all up in my bidness. Don't dangle self reliance in front of me and then snatch it away on the most juvenile book that I'm checking out. Maybe I'm taking back my creepy library love. (It's alright. Our love is volatile).

I'm buying this clock for my desk. It's gonna be AMAZING.

This picture made me laugh for about 10 minutes straight. Which made me look like a lunatic. Good thing there's no one around to see it. Just making me look more crazy. It is a vicious cycle.

They're having a fire! (sale)

I think it's weird when people lick their fingers to turn pages on books. Who decided that that was a good idea? To spread their saliva all over every page of every piece of reading material? And when do you decide to do that? At what point in your life do you say I will now start licking myself in order to read? Crazies.

I miss TGIF. Remember when you got to sit around on Friday nights and watch Boy Meets World and Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Step by Step? They should totally bring that back. But not with new dumb shows. Just bring back the originals. It's okay if they're re-runs. We freaking love them.

I wish I had access to a letterpress machine so I could make sweet business cards. I love letterpress.