Smiles

Today, I came home from work with this note written on my computer. Because my sister is awesome. And she loves me (you may not understand, but her death wish on me is actually a declaration of love).

Larry-
I wanted to tell you that I love you. And you’re probably the coolest person I know. And I wish I could have hung out with you more this trip; I had fun last night, even though we were watching the worst movie ever made... Also, I hope you get hit by a truck on your way home from work, and the only part of you that isn’t maimed is your butt. (I’m hilarious)
I love you and will talk to you later!
Herman