a question thrown out to biebs.

ok, bieber.
i'm sure she is your baby.

i'm sure you do love her.
but...
you're sixteen.
would you really buy her any ring?

really, guys? really?

i just wanted to thank all the kids i work with for getting the song stuck in my head.
i know it's catchy.
it wouldn't stink if it weren't on replay in my brain.
jeez.

awake and not angry.

when i moved to p-town, i was scared.

i was 18.

i was living with 5 girls i'd never met before.

in a building with 59 girls i'd never met before.
and my best friend was all the way across campus.
(k, now, heritage to helaman is super quick and easy. when you're a freshmen, heritage to the hfac is far. [for those of you who don't go to byu, heritage to helaman is about a 15 minute walk. heritage to the hfac is a 2 minute walk])

then i met bianca.
she was the first person i met at byu. i was walking down the stairs and she was walking up them.
she said "did you just come out of that apartment?"
i said "yes."
she said "i'm your roommate!"
in the next few hours, we found out that not only did we both enjoy zacky zac efron,
but also the same music
(i remember she was listening to grace kelley by mika)
and we both loved victoria's secret lip gloss.
by the end of our freshmen year, we were like this:photo courtesy of
bianc and i have a lot of fond memories.
there was the time we each drank about 3 gallons of water while we watched OTH.
there was the time we painted our nells during finals with the door shut, she educated me on a penicillin shot (it hurts like a mother, but heals like a penguin).
there was the time we went to HSM3 at midnight.
there were the times we danced to nights of endless pleasure.
there were the times we wore our leggings.
there was the time i went into her work and cried with her for about an hour.
there were the times she threw up while i was in the shower.
there was the time we took stats together.
there was the time we went ice blocking.
there was the time jumped in the pool fully clothed.
there was the time i won at the bubble blowing contest.
there was the time we went to eclipse and waited in line for like 5 hours. (that was two days ago)

5 fun facts about bianca:
she loves painting her nells (that's idaho for nails)
she can quote the hot chick in her sleep
she used to live in hawaii
she's really good at bowling and raquetball
she has really awesome hot pink kicks.

a little while after i met bianca, i started to venture outside of my own apartment to make friends, and into the one next door.
this is where i met dana.
let me tell you about my friendship with dana.
the first contact i had with dana was when she added me on facebook because she could see my itunes library and she enjoyed it.
dana and i met formally at a hall movie night where we watched a cinderella story.
we then decided to watch the lizzie mcguire movie together.
after that, our weekends were filled with guarana (delicious brazilian soda), chocolate oranges, and movie nights.
we watched
zoolander, muppet treasure island, zoolander, empire records, zoolander, anchorman, zoolander
(side note: dana has the clean flix version of zoolander. it's only an hour long, so we watched it a lot.)
we also had a zac efron marathon,
this consisted of:
hairspray, the derby stallion, HSM, HSM2.
(at the time, those were the only ones he was in)
since then, we have grown crazy close,
we took bowling,
she introduced me to fun.,
we took raquetball,
i introduced her to flight of the concords,
(it's business time, and bret? you've got it going on)
we found the latke who couldn't stop screaming.
i went to my first concert with her.
we went camping in goblin valley with brissa.
i wrote her eulogy.
i miss her a lot.
(come back dana!)

5 fun facts about dana:
her true goal in life is to hold a sloth.
she likes to save slugs and snails when it rains.
her dog, toby, is one of her favorite beings on the earth.
she was on the dance team in high school, so she can do the pony.
her favorite makeup item is blush.

last year, bianca and dana formed a band. it's name is the title of this post.

in two months, i will again live with both of them. i'm so excited that i can't even stand it. it's going to be amazing. i can't wait.

this is them on halloween in their glow in the dark onesies doing pro wrestler. who doesn't love a pro wrestler?

the lord said to noah

there's gonna be a floody floody.
(ugh. just for the record, i hate that camp song)

today was a beautiful day.

it was sunny and warm, but not too warm.
i spent a lot of time outside.
i walked to school
i walked to the ad lab
i walked to bianca's work
(cuz i love her)
i walked home
i walked back to school
i walked to the wilk
all in the sun!
then, at 4:15, i walked out of the wilk to go to work (at 4:30)
it was raining.
i didn't worry about it because it didn't look too ominous.
how wrong i was.
today, provo decided to have a large thunderstorm between 4:15 and 4:30.
and, yes, i did say THUNDERstorm.
as in thunder
boom
loud noises that cause 15 year old efy girls to SCREAM.photo courtesy of
it also comes with rain.
quite a bit of rain, actually.
by the time i made it to work, my hair was as wet as if i'd just gotten out of the pool.
and my clothes?
let's just say it's a good thing that my shirt wasn't white.

it's not that i hate rain.
i actually liked walking in the rain.
i love rain storms.
i grew up in oklahoma.
(aka, tornado alley)
i know all about rain.

but i did get some pretty funny looks when i walked into work.

huzzah

best quotes from book 2

"Professor Dumbledore," Ron said quickly," there was an accident down in the Chamber of Secrets. Professor Lockhart--"
"Am I a professor?" said Lockhart in mild surprise. "Goodness, I expect I was hopeless, was I?"
"He tried to do a memory charm and the wand backfired," Ron explained quietly to Dumbledore.
"Dear me," said Dumbledore, shaking his head, his long silver mustache quivering. "Impaled upon your own sword, Gilderoy!"
"Sword?" said Lockhart dimly, "Haven't got a sword. That boy has, though." He pointed at Harry. "He'll lend you one."

photo courtesy of

i'm blogging a lot this month. oh well. it's summertime. that's why.

here's a commercial that i love.
remember the old spice commercial?
have ya seen the new one?
well, take a gander. it's amazing.

things i love #10

remember my sugar high?
well, during my baking craze,
i found a new love.
it's called a kitchen aid.
and it's beautiful.
i would love to own one.
any color,
but to be perfectly honest,
this is the one that i covet.
photo courtesy of

hello, lovely.