juice

so, when we were little, kathleen and i changed the words to songs.
not because we didn't know the words,
not because we didn't like the words,
but because we thought the words were inappropriate.
i would like to clarify that my parents did not spoon feed kathleen and i inappropriate music.
we just felt that singing about alcoholic beverages was somehow immoral.
so, we sang different words.
they didn't rhyme,
they didn't sound good,
but we felt good about it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNdEu9s5qUU
we started singin bye bye miss american pie
drove my chevi to the levee but the levee was dry
and good old boys drinking orange juice and grape juice
singin this'll be the day that i die, this'll be the day that i die.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyI1OImD7ow&feature=related
jeremiah was a bullfrog
was a good friend of mine
i never understood a single word he said,
but i helped him drink his grape juice
and he always had some mighty fine grape juice.