Wednesday, August 11, 2010

some thoughts about flying

1. i don't understand why they give peanuts, but not pretzels. i'm not a huge fan of peanuts, but i always end up starving by the time i get to the plane, so i eat them anyways. erg.
2. there was a guy on my flight from Salt Lake to Denver with a diamond studded nose ring. also, ALL of his clothing items were too big for him. his shirt came to his knees, his shorts to his mid shins, and his shoes were HUGE. he looked like he was drowning.
3. even when i know it's coming, i really hate the landing part. i feel like i'm about to crash. it's scary.
4. i should really stop flying when i'm tired. it just makes me cranky and hate everyone.
5. when you look at airplanes head on, they look like angry white killer whales who'd like to smash your face in
6. in about 3 hours, i should be home. thank heavens.

7. i always feel cramped in airplanes. being cramped gives me a headache.
8. why do people drink on airplanes? do you really want to trip and slur your way off the plane?
9. wow. flying he same day as finals makes me very negative. i am sorry.

3 comments:

  1. ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, we are now ready for the plane to smash all your faces in.

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  2. carrie ann! i miss you already! the apt is big a scary without you! but im glad you got to go home on a big white whale! love you!

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