Target, you're reading my mind

Or my emails.

Last week I got an idea. A chalkboard clock. It would be amazing. I even sent myself an email about it so I wouldn't forget, see?

Today, I went to Target (I love it there). Guess what they had? ON SALE! A freaking chalkboard clock. So I bought it. You know it, bro.

Thrilled

Remember my love of this man?

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Well, yesterday, I got a thrill in my life. In the form of a youtube video emailed to me by Alison.

It very well may be the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

Imagine in your mind a marriage of Bollywood and Thriller .

Because that's exactly what this is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E&feature=player_embedded

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Do you ever have tasks that are just too HUGE to take on?

That's how I feel about my Gmail inbox right now.

This is my special little icon that tells me on my desktop how many emails I have.

Yes, I do have 37 emails.

It makes my face look like this.