Tuesday, July 6, 2010

be kind to your web-footed friends

this weekend was the fourth of july,
which i'm sure you all already know.
and, it was an awesome weekend.
(more to come later)
but, i remembered this weekend why this is one of my favorite holidays ever
photo courtesy of
fireworks.
i love fireworks.
they are beautiful.
awe inspiring.
they give me chills.
they bring up a feeling inside of me that is warm and fuzzy
they make me love my country.
they make me smile uncontrollably.
i love them.

Monday, July 5, 2010

sisters do as sisters should

remember that post about dana and bianca?
well, upon reading that post, my sister daisy pointed out that i haven't written anything about her and my sister jeannine.
huh, i thought. that's true.
so here it is.
a post about my sisters.
all three of them.
in all of their glory.

i have amazing sisters.
they are beautiful,
they are funny,
they are strong,
they are crazy,
they are cool.
my family's kind of funny.
my parents had two kids 21 months apart.
then they waited 7 years.
and had two kids 18 months apart.
daisy is the oldest
she's a mother of 5,
she's very verbose and has a beautifully prodigious vocabulary.
she's afraid of whales and slugs.
she is a ridiculously fast reader.
she introduced me to the beauty that is empire records (what's with today today?) and 10 things i hate about you. (and i'm back in the game!)
she understands why i hate hiking the Y.
she knows why i love flight of the concords.
she talks to me on the phone for hours.
she has a really big pretty house.
she doesn't hate me because we put dandelions (which she is allergic to) in her pillow when she was a teenager

jeannine comes second.
she's a mother of 4.
she has an infectious laugh.
she's so artistic and talented that it would make you cry.
she's afraid of kites.
she will talk to me for hours about harry potter and twilight and jane austen and charles dickens and shakespeare.
she shares my love for masterpiece classics.
she introduced me to the cranberries and they might be giants.
she shares my love of gilmore girls and psych and the office and chuck.
she doesn't hate me because i locked her in her room many times when we were younger.

third is kathleen
she is my otro half.
she is the mother of 1.
she is afraid of spiders.
she does my hair, and is dang good at it.
she is just as silly as i am.
she too understands why i love fantasia and snow white.
she gets she's the man and why it's so important in my life.
she shares my love of sumthin' serious (you smell nice)
she used to sing my heart will go on with me for hours on end.
she was also obsessed with jonathan taylor thomas and hanson.

so, basicallly, i have the best, most beautiful, and most amazing sisters ever.
i want to be them when i grow up.






Thursday, July 1, 2010

a question thrown out to biebs.

ok, bieber.
i'm sure she is your baby.
i'm sure you do love her.
but...
you're sixteen.
would you really buy her any ring?


really, guys? really?

i just wanted to thank all the kids i work with for getting the song stuck in my head.
i know it's catchy.
it wouldn't stink if it weren't on replay in my brain.
jeez.

awake and not angry.

when i moved to p-town, i was scared.
i was 18.
i was living with 5 girls i'd never met before.
in a building with 59 girls i'd never met before.
and my best friend was
all the way across campus.
(k, now, heritage to helaman is super quick and easy. when you're a freshmen, heritage to the hfac is far. [for those of you who don't go to byu, heritage to helaman is about a 15 minute walk. heritage to the hfac is a 2 minute walk])

then i met bianca.
she was the first person i met at byu. i was walking down the stairs and she was walking up them.
she said "did you just come out of that apartment?"
i said "yes."
she said "i'm your roommate!"
in the next few hours, we found out that not only did we both enjoy zacky zac efron,
but also the same music
(i remember she was listening to grace kelley by mika)
and we both loved victoria's secret lip gloss.
by the end of our freshmen year, we were like this:
photo courtesy of
bianc and i have a lot of fond memories.
there was the time we each drank about 3 gallons of water while we watched OTH.
there was the time we painted our nells during finals with the door shut, she educated me on a penicillin shot (it hurts like a mother, but heals like a penguin).
there was the time we went to HSM3 at midnight.
there were the times we danced to nights of endless pleasure.
there were the times we wore our leggings.
there was the time i went into her work and cried with her for about an hour.
there were the times she threw up while i was in the shower.
there was the time we took stats together.
there was the time we went ice blocking.
there was the time jumped in the pool fully clothed.
there was the time i won at the bubble blowing contest.
there was the time we went to eclipse and waited in line for like 5 hours. (that was two days ago)

5 fun facts about bianca:
she loves painting her nells (that's idaho for nails)
she can quote the hot chick in her sleep
she used to live in hawaii
she's really good at bowling and raquetball
she has really awesome hot pink kicks.

a little while after i met bianca, i started to venture outside of my own apartment to make friends, and into the one next door.
this is where i met dana.
let me tell you about my friendship with dana.
the first contact i had with dana was when she added me on facebook because she could see my itunes library and she enjoyed it.
dana and i met formally at a hall movie night where we watched a cinderella story.
we then decided to watch the lizzie mcguire movie together.
after that, our weekends were filled with guarana (delicious brazilian soda), chocolate oranges, and movie nights.
we watched
zoolander, muppet treasure island, zoolander, empire records, zoolander, anchorman, zoolander
(side note: dana has the clean flix version of zoolander. it's only an hour long, so we watched it a
lot.)
we also had a zac efron marathon,
this consisted of:
hairspray, the derby stallion, HSM, HSM2.
(at the time, those were the only ones he was in)
since then, we have grown crazy close,
we took bowling,
she introduced me to fun.,
we took raquetball,
i introduced her to flight of the concords,
(it's business time, and bret? you've got it going on)
we found
the latke who couldn't stop screaming.
i went to my first concert with her.
we went camping in goblin valley with brissa.
i wrote her eulogy.
i miss her a lot.
(come back dana!)

5 fun facts about dana:
her true goal in life is to hold a sloth.
she likes to save slugs and snails when it rains.
her dog, toby, is one of her favorite beings on the earth.
she was on the dance team in high school, so she can do the pony.
her favorite makeup item is blush.

last year, bianca and dana formed a band. it's name is the title of this post.

in two months, i will again live with both of them. i'm so excited that i can't even stand it. it's going to be amazing. i can't wait.

this is them on halloween in their glow in the dark onesies doing pro wrestler. who doesn't love a pro wrestler?


the lord said to noah

there's gonna be a floody floody.
(ugh. just for the record, i hate that camp song)

today was a beautiful day.

it was sunny and warm, but not too warm.
i spent a lot of time outside.
i walked to school
i walked to the ad lab
i walked to bianca's work
(cuz i love her)
i walked home
i walked back to school
i walked to the wilk
all in the sun!
then, at 4:15, i walked out of the wilk to go to work (at 4:30)
it was raining.
i didn't worry about it because it didn't look too ominous.
how wrong i was.
today, provo decided to have a large thunderstorm between 4:15 and 4:30.
and, yes, i did say THUNDERstorm.
as in thunder
boom
loud noises that cause 15 year old efy girls to SCREAM.photo courtesy of
it also comes with rain.
quite a bit of rain, actually.
by the time i made it to work, my hair was as wet as if i'd just gotten out of the pool.
and my clothes?
let's just say it's a good thing that my shirt wasn't white.

it's not that i hate rain.
i actually liked walking in the rain.
i love rain storms.
i grew up in oklahoma.
(aka, tornado alley)
i know all about rain.

but i did get some pretty funny looks when i walked into work.

huzzah

best quotes from book 2

"Professor Dumbledore," Ron said quickly," there was an accident down in the Chamber of Secrets. Professor Lockhart--"
"Am I a professor?" said Lockhart in mild surprise. "Goodness, I expect I was hopeless, was I?"
"He tried to do a memory charm and the wand backfired," Ron explained quietly to Dumbledore.
"Dear me," said Dumbledore, shaking his head, his long silver mustache quivering. "Impaled upon your own sword, Gilderoy!"
"Sword?" said Lockhart dimly, "Haven't got a sword. That boy has, though." He pointed at Harry. "He'll lend you one."