Monday, August 1, 2011

Why my niece is cooler than yours

Mmmmkay. All of my nieces and nephew's are cooler than yours. Let's just say that right now. But, today, we're talking about Portia.
I know. You now all think that I'm a total jerk for not feeling super sorry for her. However, I do feel super sorry for her. I love that baby more than any other 2 year old in the whole wide world. She's a sweet baby sweet if I ever did see one. To see her in pain makes me want to cry.
However, my two year old niece now has more life experience than her 22 year old aunt.
I've never broken a bone.
She has also kissed more boys than I have.
Because she's good at flirting.
And she's such a pretty little thing.
She's basically my hero.

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