You know you're tired when...

You're reading your scriptures and the voice in your head reading them sounds like the announcer in Better Off Dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsywLclz8A8

The home stretch.

Every week, I start out thinking that this week will be better.
It won't be as hard, or as busy.
I'll get more sleep.
Every week I go back to school and realize that I was absolutely wrong.
Each week I get less sleep, more stressed, and lose more hair (figuratively).
I am just so ready for April.
So ready.

I'm gettin' old

When I was a freshmen, I could stay out late. I could hang out with Katie, Dana, and Bianca until 4 in the morning and get up at 8 to go to class, then do it again the next day.

Now, however, I can't do that. I never stay up past 12:20 without passing out. I need a nap the next day. The days when it is absolutely necessary for me to stay up late, I'm a zombie the next day.

I can't decide if I'm getting old or if its 4 years of sleep deprivation catching up to me. Maybe after I graduate I'll just sleep for a year.

wash face, brush teeth, take out contacts.

Why do those three steps seem so
GINORMOUS
when I'm tired?

i don't know about you guys,

but when i get tired, EVERYTHING bugs me.
today, i was really tired in my shakespeare class.
and the kid behind me was eating.
don't ask me what he was eating, it's possible that it was
the bones of a small animal,
ivory cheerios,
or diamonds.
actually, the whole time he was eating, this is what i was thinking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQgvbl3PtLI
when i first saw this, it seemed like an exaggeration,
now, i know it's based on fact.