It was too hot to think of the content for this post

So I just came up with a lot of titles for it.

1. It's days like this where I think, "I would let Mr. Freeze take over Gotham City. It would be a nice change."

2. It's too hot when you can't figure out if you're sweating, or if your skin is just melting off.

3. I never knew that the part of my hair could sweat. Or my wrists. Or the tops of my feet. They can.

4. It's like being hit head on by a boiling mattress.

5. If this is what Hell feels like, I'm never sinning again.

And this is where my train of thought leaves. It's too hot to think of any more.

holy burning agony, batman!

here's the problem.

there is no air condition in my house.
we have a swamp cooler, but it's on the fritz.
the man is coming back to fix it today, hopefully.
the problem is that it is a BILLION degrees in my apartment.
and, my room is on the second floor. heat rises.
i feel even worse for my roommate. she's on the third floor.
and it's blazing.
i seriously considered doing this.photo courtesy of
i am very tempted to all the time. like right now.
i would even like it to snow.
but just in my house.