It was too hot to think of the content for this post

So I just came up with a lot of titles for it.

1. It's days like this where I think, "I would let Mr. Freeze take over Gotham City. It would be a nice change."

2. It's too hot when you can't figure out if you're sweating, or if your skin is just melting off.

3. I never knew that the part of my hair could sweat. Or my wrists. Or the tops of my feet. They can.

4. It's like being hit head on by a boiling mattress.

5. If this is what Hell feels like, I'm never sinning again.

And this is where my train of thought leaves. It's too hot to think of any more.