I bought a new kind of bread this week.
They were out of my favorite kind, so I got the cheapest kind.
Let me tell you why it was the cheapest.
BECAUSE THEY SLICE IT TOO THIN!
You know how for most bread, a serving size is 1 slice?
This bread is 3 slices.
It's so thin that when you put it in the toaster, it comes out curled up.
Because it can't stand up straight. It's too thin.
This is ridiculous.
Don't buy.

Let me tell you why it was the cheapest.
BECAUSE THEY SLICE IT TOO THIN!
You know how for most bread, a serving size is 1 slice?
This bread is 3 slices.
It's so thin that when you put it in the toaster, it comes out curled up.
Because it can't stand up straight. It's too thin.
This is ridiculous.
Don't buy.

boooooooo!! THREE slices is one serving?!?! new york is craaassy.
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