holy burning agony, batman!

here's the problem.

there is no air condition in my house.
we have a swamp cooler, but it's on the fritz.
the man is coming back to fix it today, hopefully.
the problem is that it is a BILLION degrees in my apartment.
and, my room is on the second floor. heat rises.
i feel even worse for my roommate. she's on the third floor.
and it's blazing.
i seriously considered doing this.photo courtesy of
i am very tempted to all the time. like right now.
i would even like it to snow.
but just in my house.