i realized something today

i don't like pop tarts
i realize that i may be the only american under the age of 95 that can say that,
but *shiver* ugh.
today, i hadn't eaten breakfast,
so i went to the vending machine
pop tarts are breakfast food,
i bought it
ate it,
and immediately wished i had a delorean and could go back and stop myself.
ick.