Sunday, January 22, 2012

You're a wizard, Harry

Last Sunday was my nephew Allen's birthday. He was baptized yesterday. It was absolutely beautiful and very moving. I'm so proud of him. After the baptism, there was a party. Let me rephrase that. After the baptism, there was a HARRY POTTER PARTY!

It was Diagon Alley themed. There were wands, owls, chocolate frogs, cauldron cakes, coloring pages, and so much more. Since many of you weren't there, here are some pictures so that you can bask in the beauty.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

cleanliness comes with a price.

At my new job, my office is right between 4 bathrooms. Don't ask me why there are 4 bathrooms in one corridor. I don't know the answer. All I know is that it's weird.
Aaaaand it doesn't smell very pleasing. I don't know about you guys, but personally, when I *ahem* have more odorous things to do in the bathroom, I tend to try to not do them in public. This is not the case of everyone at my job.

The only problem is, I feel like I have to make sure everyone knows that that smell did NOT come from my body.
Therefore, when I left the bathroom today and made eye contact with a coworker, I felt the need to blurt out "I WAS JUST WASHING MY HANDS!!!!!"

Good thing I have a filtering system, so I didn't yell at her. I'm sure she appreciated that.
But she may think that I smell bad. I don't. I actually smell really good. I. WAS. JUST. WASHING. MY. HANDS!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Phrases you will often never hear.

Guys, this literally almost made me pee my pants. I had to watch it 3 times to hear everything he says. It was so funny that I was laughing too hard to hear it. So, watch the beauty, and LAUGH!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Thank you, Brissa.

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
This website is my childhood.


I'm back!

So, it's only been about a month and a half since I've last posted. So, that's a long time.
But, in my defense, I've been crazy busy.
I got a job. I'm a graphic designer. Woot.
I bought a car. One that's not on its last leg. It has a radio. Haven't had a car with one of those for about 7 years. It also has a sun roof. Double woot!
So, I think I may be able to blog again. I apologize for the hiatus. I have been rather cessant.
But, maybe I'm thinking too well of myself. Maybe you enjoyed the hiatus. But then again, why would you be reading this? Now, I'm just rambling. So, I'm gonna stop.
See ya on the flip side.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

A personal talent

I don't know if you guys knew this, but I am very talented.
My favorite talent?
I find celebrity look-a-likes. EVERYWHERE!
Two days ago, I drove next to a dead ringer of Ringo Starr.
I once saw Levar Burton's exact replica playing chess in Union Square.
I rode on the subway with Christian Bale's greasy twin brother.
One time, David Spade's clone was stopped next to me at a stop light.
I'm pretty sure I saw Neil Patrick Harris driving a moving truck in Provo. (Then, I thought "why would he be here?" So I decided it was his doppleganger.)
My most recent one, though?
I worked out with Santa. I don't even think he was a look-a-like.
I think it was actually Santa.
The man's got to get ready to lift those bags and eat those cookies.
It was awesome.