things i love #2

i like babies.a lot.
but, who could blame me, when my family has babies that look like this:

but it's not just babies in my family i like.
or just human babies.

every day, i walk by the duck pond, at least once.
and there are some really cute little things that are there. i love them. i want to pick them up and snuggle them.
but i'm afraid the mothers would come after me. and i don't like angry birds.

photo courtesy of

these are not the exact ducks. but they look like this. look how cute.

correct me if i'm wrong

but it is april, right?

(actually, almost may)

not october?

or february?

i see no candy hearts or candy corn. or candy canes for that matter.

so... why is it so cold?

what happened to spring.

and drip drip drop little april showers?

because right now we have drip drip drop little april snow.

ew.

guilty pleasure #1

ok, when i say "guilty," i don't really mean it, in this case. because that would require me being embarrassed of this love. and i am not. i will tell anyone, anywhere how much i love this movie. i could watch it on repeat for the rest of my life, and i doubt i would ever get sick of it.

maybe i should change this list to things i love #1. yeah. that's what i'll do.

things i love #1

what movie? you ask. oh, just the greatest shakespeare turned into soccer movie ever. maybe the only one of its kind.

so many great one liners.

have i seen it too many times if i know what positions they play?

(duke's a striker

andrew and toby are half backs

viola's a center forward {you know it bro})

if you've never seen it, shame on you. and here's the trailer. don't even bother renting it, just buy it right off the bat. because she's the man is amazing.

she's the man trailer

watch it. now. seriously. you won't regret it. it will change your life. because then, when i say the following things, which i do quite a bit...

(anyways, do you know when soccer tryouts start?

she will do great things.

be a man, rub some dirt in it.

how come when i wanted to ask out Eunice, everybody made fun of me. but now Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? screw you guys, i hate high school.

so, you play the beautiful game? bro... brothers... brethren?

no, man, if you wanna kiss her, you go right ahead and you kiss her. i mean, you taker her, and you kiss her, and you kiss the crap out of her.

high five...nice.

it BUUUUUUURNS!!!!

my favorite's gouda.

you're hot, monique, smokin' hot. but the truth is, you have absolutely nothing else to offer. and when my eyes are closed, i see you for what you really are. which is UUUUGLAY! WE'RE DOOOONE!

what's that?

Kia, don't look.

i was a good friend i did your hair and your make up, and that was not easy. it was not easy vi. we're not going, you're being a girl. go.)

...you'll know exactly what i'm talking about. and your life will be so enriched.

the bookstore must read this blog

i had to go to the wilk today. i had to walk through the bookstore. and i thought, hmmm. maybe i should have chocolate covered cinnamon bears.

then i walked into the bookstore. and i saw the candy line. it was full.

women's conference is in full session. apparently women really like candy.

i'm pretty sure that what happened was that byu doesn't want me to break my sugar hiatus.

the freaky hair.

i showered yesterday. around 6:00 pm.

so, i didn't shower this morning.i slept on my hair, woke up, re-curled, and went.
i should have used product.
i should have blow dried.
i should have done something.
there's a freaky hair.it won't lay down.
it hates my happiness.

as promised

i mentioned earlier that i would post pictures of my new amazing apartment. apparently some of you (kathleen) took that a little more literally than i meant it to be. you see, my camera needs batteries (the twins are gone).however i was talking to someone (kathleen) and she reprimanded me for not having pictures up. so, i took some with my phone. the quality is crappy, but don't blame me, blame someone else (kathleen).

this is my bed. and shelves. and kitty surprise



this is my dresser. all the drawers are mine

this is my closet and my bookshelf.

my shelving. the tree picture will some day be a clock.


say anything and the breakfast club. both are very important to me.


the wind chime my dad made me. it's made out of silverware, and this picture does not do justice to its coolness.


and lastly, my comfy couches. they are amazing.

half a retraction

ok, maybe i was wrong.
he didn't mean august.
he meant today.
but i was right about it being a requirement for my minor.
so that's why my retraction is half.