hey, herman! what is going on?

this post is dedicated to my sweet sister, kathleen.

remember how we're friends?
remember how we would fight over who got to get the "be fri" half of the "best friend" necklace?
remember how we ate animal crackers?
remember how we watched from justin to kelley?
remember how i let you be the pretty blue centaur?
remember how you held my hand when i needed to go to sleep?
remember how i don't hear nothing but ladies calling?
remember how i would make you laugh on the headset at sonic?
remember how we would sing bohemian rhapsody?
remember how i was there when your child was born?
(for those playing at home, that link does not show pictures of the actual bearing of the child, but pictures of the child herself. she's adorable. and definitely worth looking at)
remember how i like you?
remember how i called you three times today?

why have you forsaken me?
(and by forsaken, i mean that you didn't answer my calls)