Friday, October 22, 2010

the unicycle query.

Why?
Really, why, in the world do people feel the need to ride a unicycle?
It's not faster than a bike.
It's not faster than walking.
It's not faster than army crawling.
I don't even like the name of a unicycle.
It sounds too much like unibrow.

And yet, in the last week, I have seen two unicyclists. It's ridiculous.
Why sport your superior balance?
JUST WALK.

Sheesh
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4 comments:

  1. AlisonOctober 22, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    Seriously. I saw one yesterday and almost took a picture because it took them 5 minutes to get going, but then I decided not to.

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  2. BiancaOctober 22, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    AMEN!!!!!! I want to knock them off of those things every time I see them!! They drive me NUTS!!!

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  3. KathleenOctober 25, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    my favorite is when they hop up stairs on the unicycle. it takes like 45 minutes! just walk dude!

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  4. Carrie AnnOctober 26, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    that is really awesome.

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