my iPod makes me feel inferior.

I have solitaire on my iPod. I play it quite a bit.

For a long time, I was content just playing, and if I didn't win, I didn't win.

No big deal.

I thought I was doin' ok. I won most of the time.

Or so I thought.

Because eventually I found the area on the game which tells you your stats.

Average winning time

Shortest winning time

Fewest winning moves

And percentage of game won.

I've won 43% of the games I've played.

I'm basically failing solitaire.

Now, every time I get to that point where it tells me that there are "no useful moves detected,"

I feel like my iPod is mocking me.

Mercilessly.